I hate you ever so much. i WOULD very much like to shit on your words and letters because my brain doesn’t like you and you make me incapable of writing anything that is even the slightest bit decent. Your a freaking douche bag and I will never write a single word again. Except maybe a food order. Because I ilke food. Unlike writing. Writing is shit. I want to shit on writing and whoever invented it, because when I write i just babble on about douchebaggery. i THINK EVERYONE SHOULD JUST SPEAK WORDS AND NOT WRITE IT BECAUSE WRITING IS SHIT AND ONLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE GOOD AT IT. Apart from John Green of whom is not shit whatsoever because he likes pizza and pizza likes me and I also like Augustus and Alaska.
I am jealous of those of whom have perfected writing and have become friends with it because writing is shit and I do not like it.
Thank you writing for shitting my life and made me fail at being a blogger and a writer and stuffs.
Sorry for bad grammar and punctuation but as you can tell i clearly don’t give a shit.